Trick-or-treating was fun because we went to different houses, and my dog and I fooled around and played while we walked from house to house. Some of the people in the houses made jokes such as "What's a vampire's favorite sport?" "Bat-mitton!"
After trick-or-treating, we went to this haunted barn.
I was chased by a crazy man with a chain saw, invited to spend the night at Bates Motel where Norman stabbed people in the shower, then leaped out toward me; invited to dine with Hannibal Lector, who kept saying, "I like liver"; almost run over by a truck, and almost electrocuted while watching a prisoner get the death penalty.
I have never gotten frightened before from haunted houses or horror movies, but this one really freaked me out. It was SO SCARY that I cried and peed in my pants. I don't think I want to go back next year, though Mommy and Daddy loved it. Notice how the man behind me changes as you walk from different angles.